Happy New Year! Pass the Margaritas!

Gyah. Once again, it’s springtime here in Bikini Bottom, where the calendar may SAY January, but it lies. It has been in the 70’s lately, and not that I really want a monstrous heating bill, but come ON, people! This ain’t Hawaii! If it were, the men would be better looking.
Ahem.
Anywho, it’s the buttcrack of [...]

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Family Is As Family Does

I spent a really pleasant Christmas with my cousins, even taking some time out to play wii bowling with an 8 y/o who whipped my tail. All in all, it was one of the best Christmases I’ve had in years, and not at all weepy or sad. I found out that there are several of [...]

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How Much Longer?

Y’all, I am tired. I don’t seem to be able to change the way I look at things, and life is getting old. It’s not that I am ungrateful for what I have: I have three sets of people who want me on Christmas, and only one of them carries a smidgen of my DNA. [...]

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Observations at the Zoo

So I was getting out of my truck this afternoon with a double armload of groceries, and I heard the most AWFUL sounds coming from across the street. It made me think of somebody being flayed. Seriously. I almost called 911, cuz SURELY there was a life being lost. Turns out it was a couple [...]

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The Home Stretch

One more week till Christmas! That means I’ll soon have the time to recaulk the shower-that-won’t-stop-leaking, rearrange the kitchen to make it more functional, build that entertainment center shelf, install the new dish receiver, vacuum and mop the floors, haul off a year’s worth of Amazon boxes, pick up pecans, and mulch the leaves and [...]

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OMG.

Y’ALL. I got up this mornin’ and the SUN WAS GONE. There’s all this gray stuff out there, and…and the cats are kinda gooey (I bet they smell, but my nobe ib ‘tobbed ub)… and there’s MORE stuff FALLIN’ from the sky! I swear!! Is this everywhere?? I sense the apocalypse…
OHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh. RAAAAIN. THAT’S what it looks [...]

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The Cheez, Pleez.

Sorry, y’all. I should have linked to the kids. Here. Again, thanks!
ConvenientFriendGuy put a nice little thank you for me in his concert program tonight. Every now and then he gets it right, bless him. *Guard still up, pleez*
Hey! Pregnant MamaCat wasn’t!! And now she will never be, cuz I put a stop to that, [...]

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Once More, From the Top.

Hey, if you have a sec? Click on the photos in the post below and vote for my babies. I wanna make it to the voting page at least. Click on the cheezburgers to rate them. Thanks.
So last Friday I was invited to lunch. Yeah, I know, my sparkling conversational skillz keep me busy. Anyway, [...]

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Cats and Cheezburgers

If you haven’t found the lolcats yet, you can either count yourself very lucky or very deprived. There really isn’t any middle ground. Go on, check ‘em out. I have to admit I was appalled the first couple of times I saw them. Bad grammar is one of my pet peeves, and lo, they ARE [...]

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