Those Ruby Slippers Ain’t Cheap

I just spent the last two days in what will become my new hometown, and I just hafta say, I’d be an idiot if I don’t go.
The friend I visited organized and helped cook a dinner Tuesday night with some of his friends and my new acquaintances. They declared me cool. Whew! We spent the [...]

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It’s A Small, Small World

Yesterday I mentioned that I think about a lot of useless things. I didn’t mean to insinuate that I am terribly bothered by those thoughts. I figure if it’s in my head, I have a little bit of control over it. The ones that bother me are the little items I never see coming until [...]

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Wherefore Wert Thou, Kitty-o?

I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about stuff that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. I wonder what my friends are doing right this instant, what do zoo animals think when they look at us, will Oprah go to Heaven. Stuff like that.
One of the things I wonder about is [...]

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And The Award Goes To…

Hey! A few short thoughts for you today.
* Thanks to Flea for the lolinator. I nicked the link from her site and didn’t say where I found it. Check her out if you haven’t had the pleasure as yet.
* The cheezburgers in previous posts were all mine. The orangutan isn’t related – got that pic [...]

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I Am SOOO Addicted.

Forgive me for three posts in one night. I am a fountain tonight, apparently, and cannot help myself. If I had your number, I’d call you to chat. Alas, this will have to do. Is it wrong that I tag my own stuff as “funny”? Hmm.

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By the way, I have a cafe press [...]

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OMG!!1!

I submitted this site to the lolinator (go get your own), and the lolcat post I wrote? IT DIDN’T CHANGE A WORD. SRSLY. *roflmao*
My lolname is “Zorro Leppard.”
I rawk.

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Banned For Life

If you are a person who, say, made somebody in power do the right thing, and you wind up banned for life from even TALKING to the people you formerly worked with, you are either a) a complete idiot who REALLY screwed up and deserves to be shipped to another state, or b) a threat. [...]

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Iz Funy?

Lolcats, lolcats everywhere, and not a pic iz picked.
Needz votez. R U amewzd? Vizzit. Clickz. Makez us poplar. Srsly.

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KTHXBAI!

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A Little Late

This is for Mir. Didn’t get it out of the phone in time. Gotta love the phone photo quality!

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Whipping Post, I Yam.

Ok, a few notes from the day.
1. If you try to carry 130 cd’s in a box that will only hold 40, do not be surprised when you drop them all one foot from your destination.
2. Also do not be surprised to hear God laughing while you are on your butt in the floor trying [...]

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