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Archive for May, 2009

Death is hard to wash out of linens. Let me just tell you that, because I know that’s something you’ve wondered about. I’m ever-thoughtful, I am.  If you ever need to move a body, you should use something you no longer want as a wrapping, cuz it’s just MURDER trying to salvage those wrappings.

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I am a big, fat chicken.
If you are aware of my horse travails, you know that I keep threatening to put horse poo on cars and porches. I haven’t yet, partly because, well, it isn’t nasty enough. The thought of horse poo is gross. The SIGHT of horse poo is unnerving, because OMG, the size [...]

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