It’s 4 am, but I’m fine. Really.

One day last year, a bunch of marketing geniuses were sitting around in the boardroom of a pharmeceutical company.
“So. We have this acid reflux stuff. What the heck are we gonna call it?”
“Um, you know the FDA has been on us about truth in advertising and all that crap, right?”
“Yeah. Freakin’ micromanagers. Just because all [...]

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Get Thee to a Punnery

I have a confession to make. I? Read the comics. Religiously. I KNOW, I KNOW. I’m proving the reading level of my blog every time I out myself about things like that. WhatEV. A LOT of information can be gleaned from comic strips. Frazz (on comics.com) has improved my vocabulary. Pearls Before Swine makes me [...]

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A (Stolen) Funny

I snagged this out of somebody’s comment at Comics I Don’t Understand, stuck on this political cartoon. Forgive me if you’ve heard it. I seriously laughed out loud when I read this. Scared the cats off the couch. I guess the 12-yr-old boy in me came out.
When I go to sleep at night, I always [...]

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I Am SOOO Addicted.

Forgive me for three posts in one night. I am a fountain tonight, apparently, and cannot help myself. If I had your number, I’d call you to chat. Alas, this will have to do. Is it wrong that I tag my own stuff as “funny”? Hmm.

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By the way, I have a cafe press [...]

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Iz Funy?

Lolcats, lolcats everywhere, and not a pic iz picked.
Needz votez. R U amewzd? Vizzit. Clickz. Makez us poplar. Srsly.

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KTHXBAI!

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Thought Stew

Some posts need to be written immediately, and others need to simmer in their own juices to be fully flavored. The problem with simmering is that I have completely forgotten every single thing I was gonna write. You know, cuz I’m retarded like that. Today’s post is gonna be a bunch of brain farts, since [...]

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Sparta!! The Mean Kitty Song

I know I must be the last person in the known universe to see this, but it’s a hoot.  Enjoy.
For the story behind Sparta’s internet debut, go here. Such a cool guy, and his owner’s a cutie, too!

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Good Lord.

My house is a freakin’ racetrack.
I don’t know if I told you, but right after Christmas, I found a kitten in my truck engine. I had a choice to either shoo her out and have her get knocked up in a few months (if she survived), bringing her kittens to my place for refuge, or rescue her and [...]

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Observations at the Zoo

So I was getting out of my truck this afternoon with a double armload of groceries, and I heard the most AWFUL sounds coming from across the street. It made me think of somebody being flayed. Seriously. I almost called 911, cuz SURELY there was a life being lost. Turns out it was a couple [...]

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I’ll Take a Gallon in Mauve

The mother of a friend of mine went paint shopping at the store that rhymes with MallCart. She was trying to decide what she needed when an associate walked up and asked if he could help.
“Um, yes. Can you tell me what the difference is between the flat paint and the satin?”
“Well, ma’am, ya’ see, [...]

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