Kitty Fluffer

Oh boy. What a post to follow “the Sabbath.” OK. First of all, you MUST understand I …this…was an ACCIDENT. An act of a CONCERNED MOM.

Second of all? NOT for the kiddies. Seriously. If you are easily offended, just run away. Um… here’s the Yahoo conversation with Cyndi. When you speak of this, and you will, please…be gentle.

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Me: OMG.

Me: I just felt up a damned cat.

Me: *blushing*

Me: Boo had JP by the face…

Me: I saw a red bump…it looked like a tick…so I touched it and it GREW.

Me: **shudder**

Me: I thought for a second it was a broken bone…it was a bone, alright…

Me: Never seen kitty penii before…

Me: ok, it was only one…not plural…

Me: LOL

Write2B: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **Laughing like crazy**

Write2B: JP thought he had died and gone to threesome heaven…

Write2B: Kitty Threesome…

Me: No, Boo had him by the face. He was NOT happy…well, ok, maybe he was…they do like it rough.

Write2B: LOLOL

Write2B: They are all fixed right?

Write2B: +,

Me: yes, they are.

Me: Boo’s been up here (on the sofa) three times and won’t stay with him…she ran him off the last time. She’s in a snit over something.

Write2B: Well, the uncontrollable penii might be part of it.

Write2B: *paws on his face* KEEP that THING in there!!!

Write2B: He was probably laughing and saying “Yeah?  Blow me!”

Me: ****SNORRRRT****

Write2B: 😀

Me: well, it was just funny. I gotta tell ya.

Write2B: I can imagine…

Write2B: It was funny from here…

Me: I swear….it scared me. I thought, how is *she* lying there with a bone sticking thru her skin? I couldn’t tell who was on top. LOL

Me: and then it was truly squicky.

Write2B: LOL

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Yeah, it was exactly like that. It happened so FAST. ANYone can be a victim. Bewaaaaare. **whispering** It was so…HARRRRD… 8-o

And? Boo is a hoochie. JP just came back and stood on her, and she rolled over and licked him on the head. They are spooning now, sans arousal.

Sheesh, huh?

-Me