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Repeat. I did NOT get tagged.

Why would I? Nobody knows I exist, ‘cept Cyndi. But no matter, I decided I wanted to do the Six Weird Things About Me thing, just in case. Truthfully, I am feeling a bit blue today, and wanted to see if I could come up with 6 things I never told. My life is an open book, so I thought it might be tough.

Let’s see.

1. I can do a baby cry that will fool a baby. I also do a wolf howl, a couple of freaky laughs, and all manner of dogs, cats, and chickens.

2. I have talked two frightened cats out of trees, using their own language. My dad thought I was a freak the first time, and the second time I pulled my car underneath to make the drop shorter. The lowest limb was at least 15 feet off the ground. Stupid cat.

3. I once chased a drunk driver while on the phone with 911. Not weird, really, but have you done that?

4. My grandmother had an odd little sloping step going into her bedroom, and my cousins and I used to spray it with Lysol and slide down it in our sock feet. LYSOL. We also caught farts in a jar. Yeah. I know.

5. I am Charlie Brown with a kite.

6. I? am an exhibitionist.



You’re it! If you are reading this, you have been tagged.

Neener, neener, neeeeener!


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